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About the Site
Bill and Bob is a product of standardized testing. You heard me right, the tale goes like this...... It was in the 8th grade, I was remedial English class, my teacher was a lesbian, to the best of my knowledge ( Which my I add is quite massive and grand). Oh yeah, soo I was in a hot room with a 100 year old lesbian who thought I was a dumb ass.Okay so I had to take a "State" English test (which may I add really sucked too). I being A.I.G (Andrew Is Great) I finished ahead of my fellow dumb asses. I noticed that I had some white paper with my Official testing crap. NOW if I was normal by any means I would said something like this: "Boy this is government waste, I hope when Al Gore becomes President he'll fix this government waste!!" However not being normal by any means I began to draw...... Now I am great artist as you can clearly see, so I began to draw some stuff.... Hours passed (remedial English class has lots of extra time to finish the test). I became attached to two of my stick men. One had a smiley face and his name was Bob. The other was sad... so I called him Bill. Now I had some heroes.... Then the next day came (Yes I went home, a mans gotta eat) .... well, I had a new line of testing to do it was Math, and once more there was white paper.... This time I was thinking "I wonder if my 100 year old lesbian will send me to the office if I draw stick men dieing, look Andrew (I speak to myself in the 3rd person time to time) it's gotta be cooler than here".... I had no such luck Which marks a sad time for the world, because I had a great idea, one of those ideas that makes the right wing wet its pants. You know those ideas that make the left cry. (See I hate everyone equally, ass) That is the story I think you can pick up on the rest.  Piss It's me
Andrew (AIG) Kunza as Marilyn Kunza yeah I really don't like him but it
looks cool!
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